I've been called the devil on more than one occasion, but more than one person. I usually laugh it off, because it's said (mostly) in joking, but last night I came to the realization that I may actually be the devil.
Why, you might ask? Well, I won't go into details, but it has to do with the fact that I am so willing to mess with people's lives and emotions. I don't set out to do so, but somehow I keep finding myself in the same position - doing something I know I probably shouldn't, just because I know it won't affect me. I decide what I want is more important and forget that there are consequences, even if I don't feel them. It's something I really need to work on, because I hate the way I feel after. I've gotten away with it for too long, and it's time to fix that.
Don't get me wrong, I know I have a good heart, but that doesn't necessarily mean I can't still be the devil. Right? Just to be safe, don't come along if I invite you to take a vacation with me to a "warm, exotic location".
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
12.25.2009
Ode to Jesus
Happy Birthday, Jesus! You are the one;
Coming down to Earth from the planet Krypton.
With Lady Gaga at your side, you ghost ride the sleigh,
Shouting out to your apostles in your own special way:
Now, Bashful! Now, Happy! Now, Sleepy, and Doc!
On, Grumpy! On, Dopey! Sneezy, wake the fuck up!
Although you walk on water, you decide to take flight,
Delivering gifts to the children on that one special night.
And when your duty if through, you return to your home,
In the land where the penguins freely do roam.
They made you their king and follow your every command,
And built you a home in the North Pole so grand.
From your Fortress of Solitude you watch out below,
Protecting the world from your deadliest foe;
The monster, the legend that is vampire Obama,
Who otherwise might bite somebody’s mama.
So, on December 25th, we sing out to you,
Have a Merry Birthday, you cabinet-buildin’ Jew!
Merry Christmas, everyone! =]
Coming down to Earth from the planet Krypton.
With Lady Gaga at your side, you ghost ride the sleigh,
Shouting out to your apostles in your own special way:
Now, Bashful! Now, Happy! Now, Sleepy, and Doc!
On, Grumpy! On, Dopey! Sneezy, wake the fuck up!
Although you walk on water, you decide to take flight,
Delivering gifts to the children on that one special night.
And when your duty if through, you return to your home,
In the land where the penguins freely do roam.
They made you their king and follow your every command,
And built you a home in the North Pole so grand.
From your Fortress of Solitude you watch out below,
Protecting the world from your deadliest foe;
The monster, the legend that is vampire Obama,
Who otherwise might bite somebody’s mama.
So, on December 25th, we sing out to you,
Have a Merry Birthday, you cabinet-buildin’ Jew!
Merry Christmas, everyone! =]
11.19.2009
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