Reconstructive Surgery

The pain where my lower wisdom teeth used to be is getting pretty intense, even with drugs. That would be fine, if it weren't for the fact that I still can't really eat. Pain AND an inability to eat?! I'm not having it!

So, I've decided to simply remove my lower jaw and replace it with one made of metal. Something similar to this:


Sure, it'd probably hurt, but I'd at least be able to eat solid foods. Oh, how I miss solid foods...