Conversation: Dodgers vs. Yankees

The following conversation is real. Some of the names and grammatical/spelling errors have been changed to protect the guilty.

Italo:
YANKEES
:)

Jason:
i was gonna try to say something clever, but i'm so disappointed that i have nothing

Italo:
LOL

Jason:
that top of the 9th was just pitiful

Italo:
the Yankees will make up for the Dodgers

Jason:
I get where you're coming from, but i can’t see it that way

Italo:
you must remember, people hate the Dodgers and Yanks the same

Jason:
exactly. i hate the Yanks, so i'd be a hypocrite if i started rooting for them

Italo:
the sad thing is people hate the Dodgers for race reasons, not payroll reasons

Jason:
ridiculous. my hatred of the Yanks is totally justified

Italo:
LOL
You can’t h8 them because they have a payroll

Jason:
i can, i have, and i will

Italo:
It’s the American way

Jason:
well, maybe it's the Mexican in me that hates them
i like a team that works hard and looks you in the eye when they make love

Italo:
OHHHH
LMAO
The Dodgers should change their name to The Sanchos

Jason:
Haha
might as well

Italo:
we break the hearts of our fans

Jason:
exactly
and like love-struck fools, we keep going back to them

Italo:
As lilmexibabies we get a Dodger hat and a Bible...we will question the Bible, but NOT the Dodgers

Jason:
hahaha
that's fuckin right