A Letter to Lady Gaga, Part II

Dear Lady Gaga,

WTF?! What goes through your mind when you go out in public with a ridiculous getup like this? Look at those two guys next to you. I know exactly what's going through their minds: "Please don't let anyone I know see me next to this weirdo." It's clearly written all over their face.

Please, let someone get you some help, because I think you might have a screw or two loose. I'm worried about you.

Again,
Jason Rico