Dear Lady Gaga,
This will be the last letter I will write to you, because I've given up. After seeing your latest video for "Telephone", I have come to conclusion that you are just ridiculous. From now on, I will only listen to your music, and will try at all costs to avoid seeing anything with you in it: pictures, videos, etc.
As an entertainer, you're supposed to entertain. Simple enough, but all you do is cause my blood pressure to rise with your absurdity. I know you have your fans, (though only God knows why...) but I simply do not see the appeal. I'm all for being trendy, avant garde, larger than life, etc., but you've surpassed all that and simply become a caricature.
Farewell,
Jason Rico
Jason Rico
P.S. For those who would like to see her video, here it is:
wtf 9.32 minutes. No thanks.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO, I smoke out of my eyeballs through sunglasses, yup.
ReplyDeleteAlso, wow product placement up the wazoo.
At least Beyonce looked smoking hot as usual.
Is there a shortened version for TV, I can't imagine MTV playing this whole thing.
That WAS the shortened version! The full version is 14 minutes long. It includes a 5 minute explanation of what the fuck we just watched.
ReplyDeleteok soo i watched it. WTF!! I enjoyed the idea of gaga and beyonce dancing together just not the fact that they were in American clothes and surrounded by dead people. I guess overall the worst part about this is that is says TO BE CONTINUED.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all... that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I have no idea what any of that had to do w/ not wanting to answer the phone.
ReplyDeleteSecond of all... why does Lady Gaga think that she is sexy? She has a decent body uhh... butter face...? Her nose is like... 3 noses long.
Third... I hate Beyonce, but she's a pretty lady. This video makes her look like vomit. The bangs, the outfits, the lipstick... the fact that she did a video w/ Lady Gaga...
Fourth... Really though, was that a porn video?
Fifth... I hate that I love this song. It makes me angry.