3.11.2010

A Letter to Lady Gaga, Part III

Dear Lady Gaga,

This will be the last letter I will write to you, because I've given up. After seeing your latest video for "Telephone", I have come to conclusion that you are just ridiculous. From now on, I will only listen to your music, and will try at all costs to avoid seeing anything with you in it: pictures, videos, etc.

As an entertainer, you're supposed to entertain. Simple enough, but all you do is cause my blood pressure to rise with your absurdity. I know you have your fans, (though only God knows why...) but I simply do not see the appeal. I'm all for being trendy, avant garde, larger than life, etc., but you've surpassed all that and simply become a caricature.

Farewell,
Jason Rico

P.S. For those who would like to see her video, here it is:

5 comments:

  1. LMFAO, I smoke out of my eyeballs through sunglasses, yup.

    Also, wow product placement up the wazoo.

    At least Beyonce looked smoking hot as usual.

    Is there a shortened version for TV, I can't imagine MTV playing this whole thing.

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  2. That WAS the shortened version! The full version is 14 minutes long. It includes a 5 minute explanation of what the fuck we just watched.

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  3. ok soo i watched it. WTF!! I enjoyed the idea of gaga and beyonce dancing together just not the fact that they were in American clothes and surrounded by dead people. I guess overall the worst part about this is that is says TO BE CONTINUED.

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  4. First of all... that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I have no idea what any of that had to do w/ not wanting to answer the phone.

    Second of all... why does Lady Gaga think that she is sexy? She has a decent body uhh... butter face...? Her nose is like... 3 noses long.

    Third... I hate Beyonce, but she's a pretty lady. This video makes her look like vomit. The bangs, the outfits, the lipstick... the fact that she did a video w/ Lady Gaga...

    Fourth... Really though, was that a porn video?

    Fifth... I hate that I love this song. It makes me angry.

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